Hello, all! I am the Black Doily!! PH34R MY AW3$0M3 P0W3R!!! BWAHAHA!111!!!
Ahmm, yes. Anyways, I am the Black Doily, referred either as Black, The Black, Blackie by good friends, Doily, or my full title, The Black Doily.
Now, why a black doily you may ask?
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Because it sounds cool!
Actually s'cause I always thought "The Black Pearl" was cool, and I was always trying to think of something neat like it, so I thought, pearls represent white, purity, all that, so what else does?
And first thing that pops into my head...Doily.
I eat doilies 0.o
Full introductions are in order, it seems!

Yes, well, I'm currently in my second year of college (I screwed up with the birth date thing, I'm such an idiot ), sharing an apartment with an assortment of insane creatures. These creatures being Z, my half maine coon cat, and the most recent additions to our family: two stray kittens I picked up off the street and a puppy!! Who0t! And now, thanks to my good friend Freak, some unidentified creature named...Thaddeus! Who I've already turned into a kind of cat-creature! (Freak was perfectly okay with it. I don't think they like Thad very much ^^)
As well as one humanoid creature named Erika (Freak drew a fun picture of her all freak-i-fied).
Now, you may be wondering, "How does a floundering college student manage to pay for four pets?" Well, the truth is, I still have my parents helping me out...a lot And my grandparents too, because they're awesome. They help me out a lot because I have a dream of setting up an animal sanctuary--for ALL kinds of homeless animals--and they're really supportive when it comes to my menagerie. I also work at a pet store where I can get discounts on pet food. Yay me! ^^
Well, I guess that's about it for me now!
*~The Black Doily